Creating this earth and providing women who have very nice booties. Also thank you for creating everything else. But we are so thankful that you provide the booty for us. Back then when you made adam and eve, thank you so much for being so thoughtful and making booties fat, including the little lumps above the thys that connect the legs to the ass. Thank you for the thin waist that goes to a think and fat ass. Thank you for breasts. Thank you for putting those sexy hairs on women that stand up when they get goose bumps. Thank you for “the gap” . Thank you God.!
You can’t lol. But what you can do which is amazing is ATT has uverse. Basically I think for 19 or 30 a month, they really let you ride out and blast off that internet. You can work on it, download movies without them bitching about it, and you can put your cell phones on it. It blows comcast out of the fucking sea.
Well. It depends if you want to be annoyed or not.
The most least annoying phone that is good is a windows phone. Why? Just buy it and you will see.
The phone in the middle that is just a phone is the iphone. You can buy that to if you want. But they are a pain in the ass because they ask you for a password everytime you want to download an app. Also you need to sync it with a computer.
Android is the top most annoying phone in the world. But keep in mind it can do the most out of all the phones. So If you want to waste a lot of time and customize stuff and waste days doing stuff that is completely gay and a waste of time that shouldn’t exist then buy an android phone. It is annoying because when you get a text message, you need to first
1.unlock the screen
2. swipe at the top down
3. find your message and click it
4. open the message
5. then read it.
(Thats a lot of fucking steps to read a damn text message)
A Green dot card is a really cool and good thing. Basically it provides benefits like.
#1. You don’t need to go to the banks anymore or much at all
#2. You can shop online
#3. When bank is closed, you can still put money on your card
#4. It keeps your information more safe, if someone steals it (if you have $40 on it) You wont loose your life savings, ya know?
Basically. To get started with them, just go into a CVS or a wallgreens and look at all the cards. There are many to choose from. There is mastercard, amex, visa, all kinds. I would recommend mastercard. So bring the card up to the teller and keep in mind you need to put some money on it. Now everytime you go to put some money on it, you need one of these little cards for sale called a moneypak. So. (YOU BUY THE MASTERCARD FOR YOU TO KEEP= AND EVERYTIME YOU WANT TO PUT MONEY ON IT YOU NEED TO BUY ANOTHER LITTLE PLASTIC THING CALLED A MONEY PACK!!!)
So, walk up to the register and tell her or him that you want to put $50 on this money pack. Then in 15 mins, scratch off the back of the moneypak (IT LOOKS LIKE A CALLING CARD) and go to http://www.moneypak.com and type in your MASTERCARD number, then under it, your MONEYPAK number, then your done!
Is it time for a new computer yet for you……….well…..
Yes it is fucking time.
Now go. http://www.bestbuy.com
Well like anything else you make it “online”. Which means that you are being paid “online” so basically. You can make a paypal account at http://www.paypal.com. Now you can accept payments online. Now you can go out in the street and make deals for stuff and tell them to now pay you online basically.
#1. Craigslist is good. You can post ads saying you do massages or web design or whatever. Just think of something, like “taking out trash” anything and post it.
#2. You can make money with ads but I am not going to get into that shit. To confusing for a beginner to understand.
#3. Use craigslist you fuckers.
Well, lets see what paypal is. It is the place or “Free bank” online that can accept money, since you are not a fucking superhero who can accept cash from another country. So paypal does it for us. When someone wants to send you money, Just tell them that they need paypal also and give them your paypal email address.
So, thats why ebay uses paypal. Because it is a way for you to get paid. So , go to http://www.paypal.com and sign up free. Once you do that, add your bank account in there, and then when you get your cash, you can send it to your bank by pressing “Withdraw to my bank account”.
So go sell some shit now.